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Dead Beat Dad

Vergil the Main Antagonist
of the Devil May Cry franchise.
the ultimate dead beat dad

who doesn't pay child support & evades his parental responsibilities

"He's your father" -Dante
by Nero Sparda July 25, 2022
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Beating Another's meat

Alder: I beat Claire's meat and it felt good!

Claire: I also did the same to you, we should do this again. Another time?

Alder: OH HELL YEAH!

An Example of a sentence about beating another's meat.
by PencilBuzz August 30, 2023
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Beat

Dave lost his license today dude. Oh that’s “beat” bro
by Owkdkdowlsl December 4, 2021
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Beat my meat

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.
Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.
by StevenParkers August 10, 2020
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Beats

Beats are arguably the most popular pair of headphones out there. Also some of the most expensive. They were designed by a rap/artist that goes by "Dr. Dre" and are only owned by cool kids.
Guy1: "Yo dump that shit pair of headphones ya got there, instead buy urself a pair of beats!!!!"
Guy2: "What's so special about beats anyway, I've tried them and they sound exactly the same as this pair of sony headphones..?"
Guy1: "Well they're sold by Apple and look cool silly boi! They also make you look cool."
Guy2: "WoW I have to get those."
by coolestkidever69420 August 7, 2019
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Beat by the monkeys

To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...
Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.
by Zed Numar July 13, 2021
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beat a gavin day

Beat a Gavin day is a day on the 28th of September in which you can Beat anyone named Gavin and they CAN NOT fight back
I survived thus far restraining myself now I can go celebrate beat a gavin day!
by urmamasobigslol August 2, 2022
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