L Insurance

A type of insurance one has when you think you're about to take an "L" or loss.

Example 1.

Person A: You're really gonna fight him? He's a heavy weight champ.
Person B: Don't worry...I got that L insurance. I'll bounce back.

Example 2.

Person A: I wound't race that Mustang if I were you...He's pushing 800hp to the wheels.
Person B. It's cool. I have L Insurance. I'll claim I couldn't get traction down the line.

by 23T_Duratec_XR May 10, 2017

Common Gurd L

When Gurd makes a decision or an action which is considered an L among his piers. This is a frequently mistake by Gurd, hence the "common".

"Gurd's phone just disappeared again"
"Omg... common Gurd L"

by AbraFar March 20, 2023

devomati-l

When you're trying to say demotivational, but you're way too retarded, and instead you spell it wrong.

"Review demova deomotav demovativ DEVOMATI-L"

by GhostOnThe5thStreet November 16, 2020

K**l

An action forcibly ending a living things life but this version is for those people who see everything as a swear word bruhh

Buttocku: OmG gO K**L yOuRsElF p

by SusMus December 31, 2022

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

l@d

laughing at that

I got drunk & hurled on my boss...l@d

by belve January 30, 2010

Samuel L Jackson

That actor who's face you are sick of looking at because you associate tv with him now. Although he is a badass actor

Person#1: "you dont know who Samuel L Jackson is"!?
Person#2: "no"
Person#1:"HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE EVER"!?!!!!
Person#2: "yeah wtf is he?"
Person#1: "HES THE BLACK GUY"

by Let me suck you're cock! June 22, 2015