GIANT HORSE CONCH

The giant horse conch weights over 11lb. Thats a lot of mollusk. The conch as a taste for snails. so when a tiny tulip snail spots one of these behemoths, it knows its in trouble. the snial tries to outrun th big hunter but its like a tiny shuttle facing off with a star destroyer in a battle that moves at a snails pace.
finally its over run. the smell of digesting snail attracts new scavengers.
hermit crabs. instantly the big conch is sourrounded, but the crabs are here for the leftover. theyre after the tulip snails shell. hermit crabs use cast-off shells to protect their soft abdomens from predators. they find an empty shell, use their rear legs to attach to its central clumn and move right in when their current homes grow tight. they have to look for new real estate. the competition is fierce. with the conch ready to release the shell, the housing battle heats up. until one crabs decides to jump in and close the deal. its a risky move, the big chonch could still be hungry, but the risk pays off.
the crafty crab will have plenty of room to grow in his new home. the losing carbs could end up homeless or even worse.

I have a GIANT HORSE CONCH as a pet

by Drippynelson the second March 24, 2023

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Horse Chestnut

The act of ejaculating on someones chest, while they "neigh" like a horse.

"Yo Broseph, What did you do with that girl last night?"
"I gave her a Horse Chestnut bruh!"

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Horse Dike

One who rides horses and also happens to be a dike. Often found covered in horse fecal matter and or mud. One who wears jeans and boots most often thinks they are really cool.

That damn horse dike just cut me off in her truck. Silly boys, trucks are for girls.

by Urban+CowboY February 6, 2012

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