got stabs

A powerful motorized vehicle with unexpected performance, akin to a “sleeper”

Joe got a new ride yesterday. Doesn’t look like much, but it got stabs.

by mustangman6799 October 05, 2021

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i got nothing to smile about

your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.

Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!

You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!

by ACunny August 22, 2024

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I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.

I see you’re bored. You are so bored that you even look for meaningless phrases.

Tim: I’m bored. I’ll search “ I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.“.
Robert: What?

by Anomymus1362 November 22, 2024

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I GOT TO GO PEE

UR FAT

I GOT TO GO PEE BECAUSE U ATE THE CAKE

by sdfdssfdsfdsfd July 03, 2021

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The Fermi Paradox got them

A phrase used to describe when someone you know ghosts you or disappears from your life.

It can also be used when someone stops talking to you mid-conversation and vanishes for long periods of time without an explanation given to you before or after.

The joke is that they were met with an extinction event that they couldn't survive through and now do not exist.

Thespy: Shit, where the fuck did Nick go?
Caribou: I have no idea, The Fermi Paradox got them.
Thespy: The extinction event is real.

by InfinitelyTheWorst August 21, 2024

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