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Free-birding

The act of killing a bird with your bare hands, freezing it and then using it as a dildo
I was bored so I started free-birding
by Kux July 9, 2025
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Free Flights

When your significant other allows you to hook up with other people, but only when you're on vacation.
A: Dude, the girls here in LA are so hot!

B: Yeah! Too bad you have a girlfriend though..:
A: It's chill dude, she gives me free flights!

*high five*
by Magistyoung September 2, 2016
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do a free downloader

When you make a new soundcloud account that you only upload shit upon.
From the artist "the free downloader" that made success after doing such a thing.
You got so many stupid songs that you've made! You should do a free downloader.
by Gai Normous January 13, 2017
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2021 Free Expression Awards

A Youtube video that, prior to the removal of the removal of dislikes, had the lowest like/dislike ratio on the entire website, with less than 200 likes and over 53,000 dislikes. For every like on the video, there was approximately 265 dislikes. That's a ratio of about 0.003%.

The extreme hatred of the video comes from the fact that it has Susan Wojcicki, the CEO of Youtube, who is widely hated by everyone on the platform. The removal of dislikes six months after the video was uploaded has been widely perceived as a very hypocritical and pathetic attempt to save face.
Youtube Rewind may hold the record for the most disliked video on Youtube, but the 2021 Free Expression Awards has the worst like/dislike ratio, leaving many users contested as to which video is worse.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 12, 2022
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Free healthcare

Somthing that Americans don't have because the American government is evil. And I'm pretty sure you have to pay, even if the treatment doesn't work. You're literally encoraging doctors to not be very good doctors.
Me:"Man, I love free healthcare"
American:"What's that?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.
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