side-burn smash

Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,

usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher
"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"
by Sammibuka June 29, 2004
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side plow

Yeah he's just a side plow, dont worry babe
by pqpqpqpqo October 31, 2020
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Lil Siding

Lil Siding is a rapper. He has a big bouncy booty i think.
He sings in swedish and rap about beard and shit...
Perr: Have you seen Lil Siding's girlfriend?
Bert: Yea! Her name is Emelie!
Perr: Oh that nice!
Lil Siding: I hate u.
by Swelliot May 21, 2018
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One-sided Lemon

A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”
Maddi wanted to do a one-sided lemon with Eliza, but they only had oranges and grapefruits.
by Madsux April 24, 2018
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Side bacon

When your side bitch is fat
Last night I picked up some new side bacon at the Wendy's drive-thru
by LordShahagan September 11, 2021
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When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.
I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.
by AmSchem June 16, 2017
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