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national payton day

this day is dedicated to the most unenthusiastic best friend ever who never hyped me up and always asks for praise when she doesn’t even help
wow i’m such a good friend, when is national payton day?
by yourmom1395 December 11, 2019
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National makeout day

On april 18th it’s national makeout day

The most to makeout with girls or guys wins
by Big d brownboy April 17, 2019
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National Rape Day

"Its National Rape Day!"
"Fuck off john, you horny fuck."
by xxRowanxArtzx June 13, 2021
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National Bestfriend Day

Today’s national bestfriend day (Feb.16th) so I’ll post my bestfriend!
by AHOTGIRLNAMEDJOCELYN February 16, 2020
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National No Rizz Day

August 28th marks the date where people that have no rizz stand up to justify getting no bitches. The people that have no rizz must bow down to the people who have mastered all three rizzes. The three rizzes being Regular Rizz, Unspoken Rizz, and Demon Rizz. All Rizz masters have the option to banish their own rizz students if they choose to, but only on this special day due to many rizz students being over banished in the past. What makes this day so extraordinary unique is the fact that on this day only, Rizz masters can evolve their rizz from being a Rizz master to a Rizz God. All in all, this day is celebrated though out the entire world (majority of men relating to the fact that they have no rizz and no bitches).
by Tastybutterman October 24, 2022
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National Gigachad Day

June 28th is a day to recognize the Gigachad, Terachad, and Omnichads (Although only legendary). On this day we recognize not only the brave Chads and Chaddettes that decide to follow the cult but how far the community itself has come. Cheers to all Gigachads and sigmas.
“Hey Quantavius Juluisius Buforduis IV, it’s national Gigachad day, we must sacrifice a beta male to honor the great and powerful Patrick Bateman!!!”
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National UwU day

April the 6.
A day when your allowed to say “UwU” !
Me: “UwU” Mom: “why are you saying that?” me: “its National UwU day!”
by Elle Bunny April 5, 2021
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