Free-Boy Charge

Noun: The additional criminal charge presented in court, while in custody, that would also be arrestable in public and added to your pending trial/arraignment/evaluation/probation hearing et cetera.

"Fuck that shit, I'm not going to pick up some Free-Boy Charge and fight you/smuggle contraband." et cetera

Transitive Verb: The perpetration or commission of an unlawful act that adds additional criminal charges, while in custody, that would also be considered arrestable in public and added to your pending trial/arraignment/evaluation/probation hearing et cetera.

"When the C.O. isn't looking, I'm going to Free-boy Charge that bitch."

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by Verrückter Weißer Wulf July 18, 2022

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Free Boobing

Absent of brassiere. Can be an expression of pride in perkiness or an excuse not to leave the house.

Damn! That dress looks great - how do you hide your bra lines?
- I'm free boobing, chica, no bra lines for me!

Hey - do you want to come and see my nephew's band play at the community centre?
- Aw, I'm sorry chica, free boobing today, I'm not leaving the house unless the gestapo show up.

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Free basted

Where you allow a homeless man or transvestite ejaculate on you out of pity.

So I was there laying unfathomable love to the one true god when a homeless man approached me asking if I could spare any meth. I lectured him the importance of temple upkeep as our body was crafted by the Lord himself so that we may bring glory and honor to him. We then free basted because that's a bit better for your skin. Can I get an amen?

by Aeriskhaos February 26, 2017

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