Ethan is a amazing guy. When paired with a Sophia he will fuck the shit out of her till she cums blood with his 15 inch shlong. He’s a amazing man so beatutiful and will pull any girl he looks at. Ethan’s have a rival with Dylan’s and always shit on them.
by Ethan’s sexy man August 24, 2021

by Zach fritchell November 13, 2020

Dustin joe ethan’s-wite someone you can only pray could be real. She spends her time indulging in books or finding the next anime to watch. She’s deeper than she seems and finds peace at sea. She’s on the verge of eye sight yet you will never find her with glasses on for she mostly lost them. She randomly weirdly craves weird foods like hot sauce and if she was rich she would she would make sure to have seafood boil each day. She has the most beautiful eyes you’ve ever seen like a book filled with emotion waiting to be read. Her smile is probably the most beautiful you’ve seen for she smiles so big you can see her pinkish gums and pretty indents filled with comfort like art in a person something you never miss. She finds comfort in space and greek mythology and theirs a 100% you have found someone as in love with her dog as her. her future is bright and hopefully i’m in in. Overall dustin joe ethan’s-wite is out of this world.
by randomuserwholoveszest November 20, 2023

by ethans kooleo friend September 26, 2019

Ethan is the best friend I've ever had
by _THE_FAN_GIRL_ June 12, 2018

Ethan, aka Eating Thick Harrelson At Night. He's dick is in the negatives, however he walks around like hes the shit
by max coxlong March 30, 2025

If you have an Ethan in your life be thankful, people like Ethan are very hard to come by. He is one of the sexiest and charming people you will ever meet. Along with his beautiful physical features he has a great personality. Ethan’s are the coolest around.
by Ethan.J.3 June 22, 2021
