Potato Breakfast

The sad, flavorless, and often uncooked meal that most Russian citizens have come to know. Became popular after the widespread collapse of their economy and the mass exodus of food imports to their Motherland. This meal became increasingly more widespread starting middle of March, 2022 and lasted until the summer of 2060.
Sergey: did you see the Canadians and Brits get clapped by cruise missiles in Mauripol?

Juan-Carlos: no mames how was potato breakfast wei?
by Juancarloswei March 16, 2022
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making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 20, 2019
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roasted potato

im a roasted potato
shes/hes a roasted potato
by imweird.com November 17, 2017
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succ potato

This is a potato where a big black man will suck on a potato and then try to sell it to a group of sixth grade boys.
Damn, this black man needs to get his succ potato out of my face I’m only in fifth grade!
by Succpotatoconisuer November 26, 2021
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Potato Chip

When a girl is on her period and bleeds onto her boyfriend's chest. Let it dry and force him to eat it.
Guy: Dude, my girl has some sick potato chips!
Guy 2: What the fuck?!
by Fuck da Ducks March 09, 2017
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Potato Chips

a thin slice of potato made crisp by being fried, baked, or dried and eaten as a snack.
In the UK and Ireland they're called crisps.
"Can I get an order please"
"Sure, What is your order?"
"A vegetable salad with a side of potato chips"
"Got it!"
by titandestroyer6000 April 28, 2024
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