Ionized potato

A cheap cellphone with a pixalated image.

Person 1: "dam rodger keeps sending crappy videos, i cant make out shit."
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.

by Capuchin for Hire March 19, 2022

Baked Potato

A stoned person who happens to be overweight or even obese.

"Dude, is that Randy hotboxing in his car?"
"Yeah he's turning into a baked potato."

by UrFriendlyNeighborhoodSpartan September 13, 2014

Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

by BobsSaget November 12, 2022

Potato

An Irish person

Hey there my potato

by Dan Scanlan April 29, 2022

your potato is fully cooked

Slang: for when someone has ended up in a tricky situation.

Your rent is due and you just bet 5000 Dollars on dog races?!?! YOUR POTATO IS FULLY COOKED!

by Dunn96 November 28, 2021

baked potato

an absolute munted vegie or person

"see that cripple over there he's a baked potato"
"see that person/thing he's a baked potato"
also can be directed at gays "oh fuck its a baked potato"

by potpat May 8, 2022

Potato Pie

When you fuck your step-sister so hard her womb get penetrated.

I gave my step sis a potato pie.

by Real Info from real February 8, 2021