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Open as fuck

When your best friend thinks a certain store is closed but you know for sure that bitch is OPEN AS FUCK!
Richie: man that store looks like it's closed...
NIKI: nah that bitch is OPEN AS FUCK
RICHIE:yeah I think ur right
by Lyno Richie December 11, 2022
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payday fuck

When the Mrs knows your getting paid tommorrow so she throws a leg in the hope you'll throw her some coin.
The Mrs knew i was getting paid tommorrow so she gave me the old payday fuck then asked me for a crisp pineapple in the morning. Hadnt had sex since last payday.
by Mike Kahuna May 2, 2018
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Page Fuck

When someone posts something sexy on your wall on facebook.
Chick 1 I just got Page Fucked by your ex.

Chick 2 Ewwwwy. Thats nasty.
by Mi Caulk January 18, 2011
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suck eggs bitch fuck

When you suck so bad at your public job people gel you to suck eggs bitch fuck
Suck eggs bitch fuck ,
now gimme my goddamn McMuffin!
by Hillfolkinurmomma December 15, 2021
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Fuck ready

Properly prepared for sexual intimacy-Washed, Shaved, Fresh breath, Clean underwear, nails clipped, waxed ext
My New Years resolution is to spend more time being fuck ready.
That bitch showed up fuck ready!
by Tktktk333 October 27, 2019
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Fuck

Fuck
by Kishh July 28, 2020
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fuck ass bird

Oh Shit! Look at that Fuck ass bird emerge from the river.
by geebs4lyfe November 2, 2017
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