Chad Michael Murray

THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE
a celebrity that starred in "A Cinderella Story"

Girl#1:"Omg did you watch "a Cinderella Story?"
Girl#2: Hell no! Hillary Duff is in it!She can fucking die.
Girl#2: Yeah I hare her to, but Chad is in the movie too
Girl#2:OMG REALLY??!?!?! ok then im gunna watch it!
Girl#2:.. yeah I watched it yesterday.. looking at Chad gave me an orgasm

by i heart chad May 13, 2005

Michael Pilgrim

Lauren Ann Oates is in love with thos boy. We've been through a lot for over 3 years. He's the cutest, sweetest, most loving, handsome, funniest man I have ever been with. He has Laurens heart.

Michael Pilgrim and Lauren are the cutest couple.

by Lao2010 June 19, 2010

MICHAEL GARCIA

One messed up dude who kisses his cousin and fucks his mom and his grandma if he is really feeling it.

I WANNA BE A MICHAEL GARCIA

by Heyyyyyyyyo January 24, 2019

dirty michael jackson

The act of cumming is someone whilst youre dick is imbetween youre legs like a tail.

hey you see Melissa over there? She made me do a dirty michael jackson.

by theepicpeenlord69 March 23, 2021

Jacob Michael Thomas

My beautiful boy.

Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.

Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '

Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '

by LIL LLAMA July 9, 2014

Avery Michael Smith

Is an amazing, talented, kind, caring person. Avery always rocks his big booty and loves the shit out of his friends. Someday he’ll name his child Robert The Smith. Avery is such a talented person that you’ll never be able to get enough of. He cries to Desire by Battery Point, but he’s not your average shoegaze kid. He believes Title Fight is bim and makes sure people know that.

Ned: wow! That Avery Michael Smith kid is the BIM!!!

Sadie: I know right. Im so lucky to be with him 😘🥴

Ned: You really are....I wish i could have that sexy piece of ass 🤑

Sadie: So you down for a three-way?

by bim2the4 December 15, 2019

Jacob Michael Laino

A boy so racist it’s almost scary, he is attracted to types of girls that he likes to insult and then is surprised when he gets dumped. He admits he’s gay every other day and then claims to have never said that. His catchphrase is “give me sex”

You see that boy over there? We call him Jacob Michael Laino for a reason.

by Professional RawDogger July 13, 2022