Texas Train Station

When one man gauges his urethra to a size formidable enough that a man with a smaller, thinner penis inserts his penis into the pee hole of the larger penis. Aka extreme docking.

"Hey there Billy, I see you've got a pretty tiny dick and it would fit inside of mine quite well, let's have us a Texas Train Station"

by DaddyDrIll December 16, 2023

lukeachu choo train

Awkward tall yet cute dork. Wears old worn out shoes.

"Wow hes such a lukeachu choo train"
"Wtf is a lukeachu choo train?"
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary or something i dont know"

by Captain america socks July 29, 2016

Flash train-logic

The concieved notion that you can accomplish anything, simply because it is required of you in that moment. Even if you have no background of doing this or there's been no setup for you being able to do this in the past.
Basically a lousy way to explain away a Deus Ex Machina.

As seen on the Flash:
The Flash somehow manages to get a train to vibrate at the same speed he is, so that the train goes through some rubble in the road.
Later:
Kid Flash: "How did you do that?"
Flash: "Because I had to."
Me, watching the show: That's some Flash train-logic right there!"

by BoxerJoe June 2, 2017

Brosna Gaels Training

Training of a Monday evening which no minnock understands that they have to attend.

“Conals there’s Brosna Gaels training this evening” Oh fuck that or I’m on the bog

by Waaaalhorse August 28, 2023

Train Nerd

A person who knows almost anything and everything about trains and goons to them at night.

That guy is truly a train nerd.

by THEKOOLLERGUY June 29, 2025

Running the train

When you and your friends hard target someone in the dc deckbuilding game or games using a similar engine.

“DYLAN IS RUNNING THE TRAIN ON ME”

by Lightrock_X March 26, 2024

WTF Train

1. A series of fucked up events that are all connected and plowing ahead full steam like a train.
2. The beginning of a series of fucked events.

"Did you see the new supervisor has no experience AND is friends with the owner? Time to board the WTF train!"
"Today was so awful, I took a ride on the WTF train."

by bigfuzz January 10, 2014