Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer

A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.

Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023

Five minutes

A period of time that is longer than minimum 20 minutes.

2.40 am
G: Baby you have to sleep

A: five minutes…

G: ok fine

3.25 am
A: baby I never imagined a human could be so stupid but then I worked with Scott. You know he used a pie chart for a set of data with negative numbers?

by The universe_actually August 13, 2025

Freddy five bear

There is this animatronic of a bear named Freddy five bear with his friends named bunny the bon bon, chica the kitchen, and foxy the fox pirate arr

“Har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har” - Freddy five bear

1983

by Eggytheraccoon44 January 19, 2024

Florida Five

A girl in any other state who is rated an 8 or better.

Guy from Indiana: Man that girl is a solid 9.

Other guy: Nah she's a Florida five bro.

by Jay Nay October 20, 2014

Five Nights at Freddy’s: Trolling Terror

A cool FNaF fangame being developed by ToonyLad and UnderNightGamer on Gamejolt. You should play it when it comes out.

Emnet123: Whatcha workin’ on, Tewtow?
Toon: Five Nights at Freddy’s: Trolling Terror.

by The Funny Toon Guy October 19, 2020

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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025

Rosie Palm and Her Five Fingers

It's another funny saying that means to 'jack off', in other words.. masturbate.

rosie palm- the palm of your hand
5 fingers.. yea u already know

rosie palm and her five fingers are having fun in my brothers room.

by redneckdefintions April 25, 2020