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Jack Cunt

A Jack Cunt is someone who offers fuck all help, is a righteos cunt and usually drinks 5 times more than the money in their wallet or fucks off come bill time, also refered to as doing an Adsy.
you had 10 vodka soda's and just fucked off before the bill came you jack cunt!
by antijackcunt May 11, 2020
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cult of cunts

a cult of cunts. you know that popular group of people at school or at the office, especially those in snobbish schools, that when one of em doesnt like you, they all dont like you on general principle. they normally form social gatherings, tell you about them but dont invite you just to make you jealous.
Eddy: Hey, Jimmey, did you hear about tonights party, it gonna be epic!!
Jimmey: Hey, sounds cool, can I come?
Eddy: Soz Bro, to many people as is.
Bobby: Hey, Jimmey, what was Eddy talking about?
Jimmey: Oh, nothing, he was just making it clear that he is part of a cult of cunts.
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dale the cunt

a faggot who buds in every conversation acting like he knows what's up
by cosmicappleeee May 18, 2017
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That Cunt Mark

A targeted person that usually ends up in failure.
Usually ginger in appearance with a appreciation of Hawaiian shirt and un-natural love of dogs
Spotting a unsuspecting pedestrian in the road whilst driving round a corner;
"Look there's that cunt Mark"
by Bigus Dickus Dilly Dilly November 27, 2019
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Cunting-whore

1. Adjective (f) or (m)

A money grubbing gold digging individual whose materialistic gain has been attained solely by said individual's manipulatively flagrant use of her gaping vagina or his ever ready anus in a long line of high profile calulated short term relationships with the rich and desperate.
Rich old Mort hadn't had much luck with the ladies since the amputation of his left leg at the thigh. To avoid being someone's sympathy fuck he frequented flashed cash at all the trendy bars which made him the perfect mark for that "cunting-whore" Maria.
by Mskittypurrs May 30, 2019
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domesticated cunt

A sorry clown who gets married, promptly secures his balls in his wife's purse, gets QUIET and SHY, and whose idea of top- shelf highlights is antique shopping for new porcelain dogs for his collection.
Man, the scumbag list has been pretty tame recently. Is Junker out sick with the clap again?" "No, fool. He's a domesticated cunt now." "For realz?" "Recognize, son. He's like a Ken doll down there, no junk at all.
by el ultimo patron January 5, 2011
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Cunts' circus

An unpleasant event, gathering or social occasion that is best avoided usually because of the people attending.
"Can I come to your place on Boxing Day? The wife's family are coming round and it'll be the usual cunts' circus!"

"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"
by Craig in the Hat January 26, 2009
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