captain carrot

Someone who likes to belittle others because he has a small penis and doesn't want anyone to know just how horribly small he is!

Captain Carrot thinks he is all that but has to use a microscope and tweezers to find his ding aling!

by protective mama July 11, 2024

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Cáitín

Cáitín is an amazing person that will make you laugh till you can't anymore and smile so brightly the sun would have competition. She has a friendly smile and has a great sense of humour. She is an amazing friend and she will make you want to talk to her 24/7. She cares a lot about you and is the kindest person you will ever meet. You'll be best friends forever.

“I have a new friend named Cáitín that has a smile that could light up New York city at night.”

by I love Gilmore Girls August 18, 2024

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Cappin' Brimless

Lying about slight shit for no reason. Be it making up stories, general 1-uppery, etc. A cap without brim is a cap without reason

Commonly practiced by pathological liars.

"That motherfucker be Cappin' Brimless, don't believe a word he says."

by XxV3nDeTtAxX December 27, 2024

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