Jo: hey ash did you see Kennedy drinking a monster energy?
Ash: I know what a loser. *drinks Rockstar like a CHAMP*
Ash: I know what a loser. *drinks Rockstar like a CHAMP*
by Officialopposum August 8, 2021
Get the Monster Energymug. A Mattress Monster is a fat and or butt ugly broad who likes rough and dirty sex and is likely to be infected with multiple varieties of crotch rot.
Dude 1: "Hey man, that broad's hot. I'd do her so hard her grandmother would cum!"
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!
by Nubian_Mattress_Monster July 15, 2016
Get the Mattress Monstermug. A scary and delusional monster with
red hair who comes to tickle and whisper silly thoughts in your ear
red hair who comes to tickle and whisper silly thoughts in your ear
by dicksleeve February 5, 2023
Get the Tikness Monstermug. A creepy stalker who wants to rape women just to lose his virginity. Another word for this meaning is "pervert." No wonder why women won't date these men. Keep it up, ladies! Ditch those bad boys!
Girl: Ew, I just saw a virgin monster. Best to avoid dating him.
Girl 2: Wow, no wonder why he never really had a girlfriend in his life. He could end up being like a 40-year old virgin.
Girl 2: Wow, no wonder why he never really had a girlfriend in his life. He could end up being like a 40-year old virgin.
by TechUser93 June 5, 2021
Get the Virgin Monstermug. by Lilbabean June 23, 2023
Get the sog monstermug. Something that lurks the Ohio forest taking victims and balls with them, then proceeding to roll down a hill to finish them.
by russian cat. June 18, 2023
Get the Ohio Yeti Monstermug. by UltraDean1983 March 11, 2025
Get the Cookie Monstermug.