Roast n Boast

The act on screwing a fine bird (or pig) then telling all your mates.

When Güntherß Müllard had sexual liaisons with a sexy female he proceeded to tell his mates.

This is how you Roast n Boast:

Güntherß Müllard: Yh I nailed that goth chick at the weekend!

Harry Peterson: you can't stop roasting and boasting!

by ku esor hit n run team XD September 10, 2009

Crunch n' Munch

The act of eating whilst dropping a deuce.

John had a fantastic crunch n' munch.

by DinosaurusDorian February 15, 2014

a stag-n-doe

a party where, all the invitees, both male and female, are single.

I have never yet been to a stag-n-doe, have you?

by Sexydimma March 3, 2015

Kim n Codie

The Act Of "Giving" Oral Sex While Shitting On The Toilet...... Opposite Of Blumpkin

Kim Was Pooping As Codie Came into the Bathroom And Said " Hey baby Kim n Codie Time"

by eidocmik July 22, 2009

Puke 'N Nap

When you are eating a meal, and ingest enough food to feed a small village and you feel like your insides are going to explode. The only thing that would make you feel better is to throw up and go into a food coma.

I just ate a shit-ton of food. I could really go for a good old Puke 'N Nap.

by ajacks417 July 26, 2014

Half ‘n Half

When you shave one side of your balls and taint, then jump out of the shower and yell “I call this the half n’ half”

Dude, I so half ‘n Halfed that girl!

by Bobthebuilder321 June 18, 2019

Ding N Cheese

A sandwich containing dingleberries and fermunda cheese served inbetween two hot buns with a dill pickle on top.

I didn't have any food in the fridge so I made her my special Ding N Cheese.

by test head April 1, 2008