Beat the meat

Sledgehammering and abusing horses or chickens. Damn those chickens.

Tom beat the meat as hard as he could.

by dumbassidiot June 4, 2018

Heat Meat

The result of being up for days on crystal meth (COMMONLY KNOWN AS "THE HEAT") and finding that your penis has shriveled up to a 1/4 inch of wrinkly useless flesh not even good enough for a proper piss. The heat stick equivalent of whisky dick.

awe shit man, after 4 days that hot chick from the party finally fell asleep and i tried to pull the old 'did i wake you? sorry.... oh yeah my dick is in you isn't it? weird..... Good morning!' trick but i had a terrible case of heat meat

by heatmeat October 30, 2010

Dug meat

Dug meat is fine cuisine often served in small towns such as bonnyrigg and rosewell

Dug neat can also be served with a side of cold beans and a refreshing 50p isotonic to wash it down

Guy 1
"Oh look over there wee brain's oan the dug meat again"

by Not william 69 January 19, 2019

All the meats

A kind of pizza from Papa John's.

All the meats is the worst kind of pizza for a vegetarian.

by qpasajulius February 20, 2011

Meat Temperature

Described as the Heat coming from a man's genitalia. Especially during a hot day. Describing the Farenheit or Celsius degree of heat can really explain the degree of heat during a given day

"Man, that warehouse was hot today. My meat temperature was like 110 degrees"

by Robitaille February 6, 2012

Meat in the mouth

taking a thicc dick straight to the face

sharla got meat in the mouth from Kevin at the new years party, she had cum all over her face

by cuntminer42069awwwman September 5, 2019

Meat Mace

when you helicopter (spin) your dick in a circular motion so face that all the blood goes to the head, cause it to bulge like a sphere. Resembles a mace

Guy 1: Dude you! Your head is going to explode!
Guy 2: Don't worry man! It's just a meat mace, everyone's been doing this since kindergarten.

by jffellis2 October 22, 2013