A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.
by Bbb23’s left testicle September 15, 2023
Where you ejaculate in your hand and slap hands w your best friend. Leaving a stick web between your palms
by Spider-Man high fiver May 01, 2023
by OTTRoughRiders March 19, 2021
He thinks his god, he thinks his amazing, he works at B&M and everything's done in 5 minutes. His short, his a idiot and most of all his a loser!
by The secret grafter November 08, 2020
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025
Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 09, 2025
(V.) Originating from being able to pass someone when driving, even if you slowed down to 5 mph under the speed limit. Has since evolved to mean "to pass someone with ease"
These morning joggers are so slow, I could five under them any time I wanted.
I only got my promotion because everyone else is so stupid or lazy that I five undered them.
I only got my promotion because everyone else is so stupid or lazy that I five undered them.
by MattyBev May 17, 2018