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Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
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Carpet burn

When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn
Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser
by Alrier July 7, 2019
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Inside Out Indian Burn

During a mmf threeway when both men are inside the vagina and are alternating thrusts, causing an indian burn inside the vagina.
Crissy has been walking weird today.
Ya dude, Chad and Todd gave her the Inside Out Indian Burn last night.
by Level3Autism September 1, 2018
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Kyzer Jermaih Burns

Oh here comes kyzer Jermaih burns he's dumb and handsome.
by Kyzir February 24, 2022
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west-burn

What a wipeout - he totally west-burned that one.
by spazzy26 February 4, 2010
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Shaft Burn

When you are receiving a handski from your sexy time partner without any kind of lubricant resulting in a burning sensation.
"Bro I asked Melissa to give me a handski but she gave me shaft burn!"
by Kume39 November 13, 2015
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Devil burn

A scar, scratch, burn you get when you’re sleep after having a nightmare
I woke up with a devil burn on my arm
by hotdoghotdoghotdigiddog November 11, 2020
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