by rasregtagae January 4, 2011

The new friend that you seem to be crushing on no matter how much you don’t want to. Part of you knows that you’re only in love with the idea of them but that’s not enough to stop you. You hear them in every song. You see them in the cracks of the pavement on your long walks downtown. You know it’s a bad idea to fall for sam because they’re strictly off limits for reasons you don’t need to get into…. But how could you not fall in love with them? (They play guitar)
by too_adicted May 6, 2023

A handsome, distinguished, threaded eyebrows, omega assed individual of exemanian nobility. Sam's entire personality revolves around his humongous dumb truck of an ass. Raised by women, Sam is very easy to upset. His trigger words include but are not limited to: "Exema", "eyebrows", "Pohlmann", "Father", and "Harriet Tubman". Sam can be found initially mellow, but upon saying one of these words he will quickly attack you over social media, and especially on Yik Yak.
by KanyeWest4Life April 21, 2023

When person named sam touches your balls while your in a coma or asleep mostly he ends up twisting then off
by Shigga1 July 16, 2022

by defnotmimi August 13, 2023

Sam is A FUCKING BITCH. He is savage AND GOES TO THE STRIP CLUB WITH ALL THE LADIES HE WILL HAVE A 5 feet long dick
Sam is a Fucking Bitch
by Hobknocker6374 October 21, 2019
