Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.

Get a load of that try-hard comedian over there. He's such a jackass.

by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 4, 2020

Girl hard

When you see a guy and he makes you throb in your puss

“did you see that guy? he makes me so girl hard”

by girlhard.com October 18, 2023

told bro we geek hard

A phrase commonly used among used on social media, to describe someone who is visibly under the influence of drugs, often to a significant degree. It's typically used in a casual, sometimes humorous context, acknowledging the intense effects of drug use.

Jeff: "Bro, Miles just hit three blinkers earlier, he hasn’t moved for 20 minutes."*
- Mike: "Told bro we geek hard."

by skullbowl444 November 27, 2023

Hard Grody

Next level of grodyness.... super grody. said to have been coined by a towny in claremont, ca.

enjoy and use frequent.

the spa at the gym was hard grody... full of peubs scabs and smelled like piss. but it was relaxing

by cokebane January 21, 2011

Harding

Liking it up the ass profusely

Man last night I was craving a Harding

by Hahfjdox November 8, 2021

Die Hard

(Verb) Killing in the manner of die hard as in Rick and Morty… crawling around vents, shooting the glass, and taping a gun to your back to get the last shot…

Are you doing a Die Hard? Yes, Die Hard walkie-talkie!!

by DreRoc September 12, 2022

hard mat

a jail cell bed

from a Kevin Gates song "hard mat hurt your back when it's no option."

by thadorion July 6, 2015