Facebook Douche

Noun: A giant douche-bag that enjoys posting feed after feed about his awesome life you wish you had. May possibly be, but not limited to, an over-muscular guy that has girls hanging off his eight pack who goes to every awesome party you weren't invited to, or an event you wish happened to you.

Daniel: Man, did you see Tim's post about hooking up with the hottest chick at that frat party?

John: Yeah! He also posted about that massive inheritence of 10 million from his dead aunt.

Daniel: He's such a Facebook Douche.

by Rebel54x October 11, 2011

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douche bag

Spanish Translation:
bolsa de limpiador de la vagina

Pedro es una bolsa de limpiador de la vagina. (douche bag)

by bobby-land October 18, 2008

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douche bag

Men who act like boys/ rich people/bum on the street who begs for money u know who u are/ emos/elmo/rappers/fall out boy/britney spears and jamie lynn Spears/ stoopid whores/ like stephanie dumb whore/scum bags/like matthew u know u are a scum bag/kevin federline

Scum bag/ asshole/whore/whore fucker/ idiot/bitch/moron/retard/douche bag
" You fucking douch bag!"
" Stephanie is a douche bag whore!"
" Kevin Fedreline and Matthew are douche bags that fuck stoopid whores!"

by piqued June 5, 2008

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douche bag

A bag used to hold toiletries, primarily for traveling. It is derived from the French word for shower, douche.

When BJ went to Cleveland, Ohio, he packed his douche bag. He would need it, for it is a filthy city.

by Catechism September 7, 2007

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desk-douche

The act of cleaning your desk after an extensive period of feeling "not so fresh". Usually requires several cleaning products and at least one roll of paper towels. Sometimes includes chasing small animals and insects from surrounding area.

"After todays desk-douche, I finally found that sales report for those bastards in accounting."

by CMD-1537 February 8, 2010

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