Chocolate Chip Pancakes

A dish best served NOT cold. Scholars have often labeled "the most delicious food that man has endeavoured". Is often served at the Sheridan household.

Austin: "I feel like pancakes."

Cody: "More like chocolate chip pancakes."

Austin: "Let's go to Kyle's house."

by Cody "Hot" Dill December 5, 2007

Birth a Chocolate Smurf

Slang for excreting fecal matter.

"Sweet mother of God, I really need to birth a chocolate smurf!"

by The Duke of Alcatraz October 4, 2008

Making Caramel Chocolates

When you take the shit on your toilet paper and rub it on your balls until they are brown.

Person 1 “Why were you in the bathroom so long?”

Person 2 “Sorry I was just making Caramel Chocolates”

by nidget December 2, 2019

Eat chocolate day

Today let’s eat a lot of chocolate 😋

“Hey it’s May 14”
“OK, so?”
“It’s national Eat chocolate day”

by I will help woman May 7, 2021

chocolate pussy pie

A sexual maneuver in which the woman’s vagina and her partners anus are pressed together, and the partner defecates in her vagina.

It was all fun and games until she asked to do a Chocolate Pussy Pie!

by Professional pie December 5, 2022

White chocolate starfish

A bleached asshole.

Dude, I tossed her salad so fucking hard last night. I love me that white chocolate starfish.

by BBaggins August 23, 2019

Chocolate Easter Bunny

a guy/girl that is sweet on the outside and hollow on the inside. Hot, but stupid as fuck.

Dick: "Hey Rob, did you see that eye candy across the street? She's hot!"

Rob: "Naw man, she's just a chocolate easter bunny."

Dick: "Word."

by Vamosi Crew April 13, 2011