Chocolate Chip Pancakes

A dish best served NOT cold. Scholars have often labeled "the most delicious food that man has endeavoured". Is often served at the Sheridan household.

Austin: "I feel like pancakes."

Cody: "More like chocolate chip pancakes."

Austin: "Let's go to Kyle's house."

by Cody "Hot" Dill December 5, 2007

Birth a Chocolate Smurf

Slang for excreting fecal matter.

"Sweet mother of God, I really need to birth a chocolate smurf!"

by The Duke of Alcatraz October 4, 2008

chocolate dick zit

The act of squeezing impacted shit out of your pee hole like a zit to clear the blockage.

Yo man while I fucked her in the ass I must have been pushing a Hershey bar back up in there because it gave me a chocolate Dick zit.

by PieKnee March 11, 2017

Anti-Chocolate Chipist

A person who hates Chocolate Chips.

Hey Kaeden, are you an Anti-Chocolate Chipist?

by Seranion June 1, 2019

chocolate pussy pie

A sexual maneuver in which the woman’s vagina and her partners anus are pressed together, and the partner defecates in her vagina.

It was all fun and games until she asked to do a Chocolate Pussy Pie!

by Professional pie December 5, 2022

White chocolate starfish

A bleached asshole.

Dude, I tossed her salad so fucking hard last night. I love me that white chocolate starfish.

by BBaggins August 23, 2019

Making Caramel Chocolates

When you take the shit on your toilet paper and rub it on your balls until they are brown.

Person 1 “Why were you in the bathroom so long?”

Person 2 “Sorry I was just making Caramel Chocolates”

by nidget December 2, 2019