The area of fat that protrudes above the pant line and pours out of the top of ea side of the lower back…this area extends over and around the waist primarily on the sides and lower back. Also referred to commonly as muffin top.
Damn Bethany must be eating! She’s got some major side ass, the not so hot red headed step child of regular ass.
by Noel Heath May 5, 2022

by NotDeeja September 8, 2025

The ass hair around one's lower buttocks and buttcrack that is visible to an individual being mooned while looking up from a lower elevation than the mooner. Often times, the dark side of the moon is used from 2rd floor windows or higher in Apartments or Dorms for full effect.
"Hey, is that Kevin down in the street?" "Hell yeah!- He's fixing to see the dark side of the moon!"
by Broojas June 1, 2016

by Lola765 April 6, 2022

by JakeWake1 March 15, 2023

Affairs conducted by celebrities, politicians, or anyone else the media decides to waste their time on.
by PirateIceCream June 24, 2011
