Joe Day

When you and your friends act retarded, get drunk, and harass Joe Swanson outside his home.

"Hey man when is Joe Day again?"
"It's always June 20th dumbass"

by Weeblis May 31, 2023

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Dial a Joe

A ametuer male prositute that cant get laid any other way. Mostly sleep with one women with missing body parts and extra orifices. FOR LADIES ONLY.

Heather Mills was in dire need of a lay, so she had to Dial a Joe.

by masterchef1928 July 16, 2010

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Sloppy Joe

When you drop a deuce and your significant other uses the feces as lubricant to jack you off.

Mike, "Hey bro how was last night with Sally?"
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."

by Timmy 5 cocks December 27, 2016

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Sloppy joe

While in the midst of it, you ask preferably a female to lie on her side and shat. Once it starts coming out (approx 3 inches) you slam her butt cheeks together forming an ass hamburger. You then proceed to open the butt cheeks back up and eat it like a sloppy joe.

I told Steve his breath smelled like absolute shit to which he replied," no shit partner... I just ate a sloppy joe". Shitty bastard....

by Pirates booty April 06, 2017

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