April 4th

National give your girlfriend plushies day

David: Hey what day is it today?
Jessica: ughh…it’s april 4th?!?!
David: Oh yeah! It’s National give your girlfriend plushies day!!!

by omgnice April 3, 2023

april 3

national send soapy titty pics day

"bro, why did you send me a picture of your nipples in the shower?"
"dude don't you remember? its april 3!"

by jose puerco April 3, 2023

April 3rd

April 3rd is National thighjob Day.
This day you can get your girlfriend, boyfriend, someone you're FWB with, just a person, or whoever to give you a thighjob.

Person 1: Hey bro can you hit me up with a quick thighjob? It's april 3rd.

Person 2: Sure bro i gotchu.

*intense thighfucking*

by Goofier April 3, 2023

April 4

HUG YOUR BOYFRIEND OR CLOSE FRIEND DAY!❤️

❤️❤️ April 4

by iamkiyy_ April 3, 2023

April 18th

Anniversary of pissy pamper/kid cudi by playboi carti being leaked.

April 18th pissy pamper day is my favorite holidays because carti is my favorite artist.

by hdmicord February 9, 2023

April 24th

Let’s not make April 24th into national r@pe day let’s make it into national st@b all men who touch girls day

Girl:hey guess what day it is?
Boy:nation r@pe day and April 24th
Girl:no national st@b all men who touch girls day

Boy:wait that’s better I’m in!

by Abby-mae February 13, 2023

April 28

National ask out/kiss your crush day!
On April 28 you have to kiss or ask out your crush out!

Monica: Emily!
Emily: What?
Monica: Do you know what day it is?
Emily: April 28?
Monica: Yes! It's national ask out or kiss your crush day!
Emily: So i need to kiss or ask out my crush?
Monica: Yes! I see your crush there go do it!
Emily: fine.
Emily: Hey, do you wanna go on a date?
Crush: Yea, sure but why did you ask today?
Emily: because it's April 28!

by Lisax February 16, 2023