Valentine's Day

Also known as "Forever Alone Day" or "Singles Awareness Day." A day when all the single people are extra sad and all of the couples are extra clingy.

"Ugh, Valentine's day. I'm so lonely."

by Speaker 4 the Dead April 10, 2012

Gooch Days

The days between Christmas and New Years Eve. Not including boxing day because that's already boxing day.

These are the official Gooch Days:
Dec 27, 28, 29, 30

by Carterto December 30, 2011

Pale as day

To be extremely pale. (Opposite- black as night)

Ella: I can never get a good tan at the beach because I always just burn.

Emma: Yeah, you're pale as day.

by walkitoutdougie September 8, 2011

Burritos Day

A day inspired by the Sublime song, "Burritos". You stay in bed all day, very rarely getting out, if at all. The goal is to stay in bed from the moment you wake up to the moment you go to bed. Preparations should be made the day before, for example: a cooler full of food, snacks, and drinks. Certain exceptions will be made for bathroom use, getting extra food if you run out, or medical emergencies.

Bob: Dude! I'm gonna have a Burritos Day tomorrow!
Jim: Pfft- that's nothin'! I once had a Burrito Week!
Bob: I'm so sorry.
Jim: Yeah, it wasn't fun...

by Zomegad September 24, 2011

days of fucking

The Days of Fucking is a period of time at the height of the sexual liberation era when birth control pills became available to the public. This time was when it was full blown humping like dogs since the possibility of unwanted births decreased and the worst that could happen via unprotected sex could be cured or treated with pills from a doctor and you could go back to it. This is known as Cat Scratch Fever termed by Ted Nugent. However the arrival of HIV and AIDS started to bring an abrupt end to this huge massive sexual revolution and started implementing using protection to reduce the spread of HIV and AIDS. It is also referenced in an episode of Black Dynamite how long he's known someone. Black Dynamite replies I've known him since the Days Of Fucking.

The Days OF Fucking must have been a kick ass time to be alive until HIV and AIDS arrived.

by Jac Mihoff January 2, 2019

mile day

the worst day of the week.

“oh. mr (sorry sorry captain) fucshetti, is wearing his special stance socks. must be mile day!”

by annabananaaa June 12, 2018

Hump day

Hump day the middle of the week Sunday Monday and Tuesday is a hump.Wednesday is the top of the hump. Thursday Friday and Saturday is all down the hump Wednesday is hump day. Hump day is Wednesday

Hey guys guess what day it is. Is it Wednesday.No! It's Hump day. What is hump day. Hump day is the middle of the week.

by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018