hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!

by Pacingtons December 25, 2017

Loaner bone

A dirty, random cock that a slut that jumps on whole her man is away.

Kathy’s hubby went hunting for the weekend and the first thing she does is go searching for a loaner bone!

by Richter Ass October 22, 2023

Aching to get Boned

A term used to describe a horny individual (usually female)

Janet has been texting me non-stop, she's aching to get boned

by Steve Horbachuk1 May 20, 2015

neat bones

very cool, either literally
or sarcastically.
(a cross between "cool beans" and "neato".
the result of thinking faster than you can talk while describing something cool, or while mocking something.)

1. you: OMG! i love you!
me: NEAT BONES!

2. you: i ust got the new harry potter book!
me: *looks at you for a while* neat bones *smile*

by misskenzie May 15, 2008

My veins have turned to bone

Short for the hardening of what was once soft.

“My veins have turned to bone” My veins, once the lively rivers of my essence, have turned to bone – fortress walls weathered by the relentless passage of time. In their stoic transformation, they bear witness to the battles fought and the enduring spirit forged through the ages

by Midstream November 13, 2023

External Gang Green (Fish Bone's): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: External Gang Green (Fish Bone's): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Bone Brother

When your best friend blows off his finger and bone gets stuck in your neck!

My buddy one time blew up his hand and part of his finger got stuck in my neck! Bone Brother

by Portuguese Fabio April 11, 2023