Sam

Sticky hair (not just his head). Used to be asian but after much plastic surgery is now white. Gets up at half five in the morning and runs in the dark with ankle weights on solving a rubick's cube. Likes his gym time.
-I touched Sam's hair earlier.

-Unlucky mate, did you get stuck?.
by BernardoCuencaGrau January 23, 2019
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A person with an inverted penis and zero sense of style. He will buy expensive ass things with his dads cancer fund and use them for one day. People will walk around hard as a rock then see Sam and become soft as a New Zealand kids mouth.
Hot girl 1: Ew, look at that Sam
Hot girl 2: he asked me out and I tried to kick him in the balls until I realized he doesn't have any
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Can be a boy or girl.
A person who thinks they are better then anyone else. Hates imperfect people and only likes the people like them. Yells a lot
Person 1: “ hey look there goes Sam”
Person 2: “ I heard that he is a mean person. Is that true?”
Person 1: “yes it is
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sam is a queer
zoe: "sam is gay"

kai: "we know"
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A Sam is a sexy young man. He is so flippin' sexy he makes girls wet all day. Other than his sexiness, he is also an extremely loyal friend/boyfriend. He never betrays his girl or friend unless it was necessary. He is smart as fuck, strong as fuck, hot as fuck, good at sex, good at relationships, good at any sort of friendships and good with anyone basically. Fucking hell, had one of them and he tasted and felt soooooo amazing!
"Have you seen Sam?"
"Yeah, I heard Melanie was fucked by him last night, heard that it was hot as fuck that she became pregnant!"
"Damn, I wish I could get fucked like that..."
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Sam is a crazy person and a great and caring friend. She will always look out for you and make sure you are ok. She is trustworthy and supportive. She will always try to embarrass you in a loving way and be the crackhead of the friend group

Love you Samantha ❤️
Wow she is such a Sam!
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shut up u gsssssssasasss omg u loser shut up i idiot omg i swera to god if u dont i will jump off the golden gate brideg efroms uicide problesms like depression which yuou gave me becasue u dont shut up omg u retareted ass stupid ass lil cool kid :)
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