Smoke my pole

The art of a stripper grappling your gear and placing it in her mouth.

Aaron:Wow... That stripper Chick racheal is so hot. Maybe she can do something strange for some change.
Racheal ( the stripper) hey... You got 50 bucks? I can smoke my pole in your truck! .

by Captain A ron January 01, 2020

Papa smoke

An epic table tennis pro move in which you take the table out of table tennis by ignoring the futile ‘rules’ and smash the ball as hard as you can in the direction of your opponent, completely avoiding the table and aiming to get it as far past them as possible, accompanied by the phrase “GET PAPA SMOKED BITCH”

Ideally it should take your opponent by surprise, which can be achieved by lining up as if you were about to hit a usual serve and then thwacking the ball into oblivion.

Holy shit did you see gary and edward playing table tennis earlier??

Yeah dude, edward’s papa smoke was insane!

by Snelmuss July 04, 2022

Smoking nut

When you nut in a bong enough times so that you can smoke out of it.

"hey bro want to see me do the smoking nut?"

by 7003861311 May 29, 2021

hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 04, 2009

Smoking pine cones

Often associated with marijuana and cigarettes, smoking pine cones is used by older teachers when trying to be hip and edgy. Could also be a marijuana shroom, to be further researched.

“Come on kids, let’s go get those marijuanas, smoking pine cones is all the rage, eh!?!”

by That cool teach’ October 31, 2017

human smoke alarm

A person (sometimes on the ceiling) that tells you if there is smoke or a fire.

The costlier human smoke alarms even call the firefighters for you.

by MaybeARealWord January 26, 2022

imaginary smoke

Imaginary smoke is when a bitch try to put u down but u don’t know who she tryna beef with.

Girl posted on twitter:

“Omg I got a big problem with Latto, so bitch I want ALL the smoke!!”

Lattos’ friend: “girl somebody said they got beef with u!”

Latto: “She said she got a problem??? hahHAAAAAhaha, dats imaginary smoke right there!”

by DATGUR1REN August 11, 2023