Poo Genie

The poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. It will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.

Damien: "I cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"

by nemanja August 07, 2007

beatle poo

a very very nice smell of doggy doo.

bill:there is a beatle poo around here.
bob: where?
bill:there, where that man is yabazaaaing.
bob: that guy's a shibishit.

by domichael June 13, 2004

mummy poo

when a mother poos out of her ear right into her childs nose and then the child is aroused by the poo, the child then farts into the mothers mouth then causing her to lick her child all over!!

Omg.the other day my boyfriend/girlfriend did a mummy poo to me..it was sooo hot!

by kyah and holly July 06, 2008

roodie poo

one who knows nothing, but thinks they are cool; poser/ jabroni

Listen bro, you are the biggest roodie poo I know.

by philmark3 February 26, 2011

poo chomper

A person/persons who like to growt out, or lick others anus, then proceeding to eat the feasies that is inside, or comes out.

Later that night, the man became part of the club of poo chompers

by john August 04, 2003

Jazzy-poo

my hilariously narcissitic roomate with lack of male interaction who talks to her pet fish and sings all the damn time!

girl#1: Hey what did u do this weekend?
girl#2: (while looking in the mirror and singing) oh u know, I got all dressed up to look at the same damn millsbians!
girl#1:hahaha stop being a jazzy-poo

by bree-bree September 16, 2007

feel poo

an insult for someone who is grotty or a sicko

Tyson: Hey Phyllis im looking at my mum naked!
Phyllis: Eww, you feel poo

by chazzthapoofella July 12, 2008