five

the word five AKA 5 is a number duh

i have five fingers

by @puglover June 11, 2018

Five

Five is a shit zombies map for the first call of duty black ops game

Jeff: Five was a shit map
Jim: yeah it was

by Mossynoy January 10, 2022

Air high five

A made up saying that some middle school teacher that has messed up toes made to reassemble giving a high five but through the air without touching each others hands when COVID-19 hit

you know the Spanish teacher that got kicked out of the building and has to work outside the school? - said J

Ya he’s the one with the messed up toes - exclaimed B in a high pitched voice

Ya well he does this weird thing that’s called an air high five - J

by Guess who midget poo April 5, 2023

Five minute nathan

He thinks his god, he thinks his amazing, he works at B&M and everything's done in 5 minutes. His short, his a idiot and most of all his a loser!

Itll be done in 5 minutes guys! Five minute nathan!

by The secret grafter November 8, 2020

Five Nights at McKee's

When you spend 5 nights at Don Soffer Aventura High School.

List of characters:
Phone Guy: Mr. Combrink
Cupcake: Mr. Levine
Chica: Mrs. Clappier
Foxy: Mr. Torres
Bonnie: Ms. Weinberg
Freddy: Dr. McKee
Golden Freddy: Dr. McKnight, the old principal

Irish Boy: How-ware-ya? Did ya seey da kids dat speyant Five Nights at McKee's?
Burglar: Yeah thats crazy, I gotta rob a store now.

by lolcheesestick5 November 3, 2023

Five Nights at Fuckboys

A Five Nights at Freddy’s fan game with a top down RPG style, with a lot of memes.

Did you see that new playthrough of Five Nights at Fuckboys yesterday?

by Principal of the Thing October 14, 2023

five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.

Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.

by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011