fuck nesting

v. 1. being involved in a naked cuddle puddle which often, but not always, includes varied forms of fornication

2. preparing layers of blankets and pillows at any location in the fashion of a Fuck Nest, mostly with intentions of intercourse with one or more persons.

3. The act of fucking in said Fuck Nest.

"That goblin is so cute, piling up those animal skins. They must be planning to raid a brothel tonight, because I have seen several others fuck nesting."

"There were so many writhing bodies fuck nesting."

by Vythel May 14, 2014

Fuck Nest

A teenage abode consisting of several layers of blankets and pillows, often in the back of a pickup or van. Activities in the fuck nest include, but are not limited to, deep conversation, rage ranting, angst venting, music blasting, burger grilling, stargazing, smoking, sleeping among lightning/hailstorm conditions, and/or sexual intercourse. For best results, include 2-7 of your favorite teenagers.

Dude, wanna sleep in the Fuck Nest tonight?

Fuck Nest? Yeah dude.

Whose house are we "staying at" tonight? I wanna Fuck Nest.

by Indy Kids May 16, 2011

Warp Fuck

A hookup that fails to make you cum so it “never happened”

John: “Did you fuck Ashly?”
Luke: “I warp fucked Ashly.”

by TheGlizzyGoblin September 1, 2020

Chicken Fucked

The cowardly act of not paying monies owed.

Howard lost the bet, and that bitch Chicken Fucked me out of the 20 bones.

by P. Niss & Ben Dover August 23, 2008

fucking pussy

when you fuck a girl in the pussy.

john loves fucking pussy.

by uwuwuwuwuwuwuuuuwwuwuw June 28, 2022

fuck attack

a very massive attack that leaves the attacked person so fucked

Man, I build huge army and launched a fuck attack, I erased his base

by theDude12333 December 20, 2018

Closet Fuck

An individual who is a homosexual but disguises it with extreme homophobia.

Johanna: Hey Breens, what's the deal with with John, he keeps making fun of faggots?

Breens: Don't worry about him, he's just a raging Closet Fuck.

Johanna: oh, true true.

by closetfuck1 November 28, 2009