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Pickled Penis

The result of the act of leaving your penis inside of her over night immediately following coitus. Usually unplanned due to you being way too drunk to roll off of her and rarely due to the fact you’re way too tired because you wore it out three time prior. The end result is a pampered and supple dick that has taken on a refreshed glow, akin to that of one experiencing a day long spa treatment of sauna treatments, exfoliation, massage and meditation.
Bruh. Jessica is so fucking hot, last night I totally drained my balls inside of her and passed the fuck out! This morning I woke up still inside of her..Dude, I pulled off the pickled penis…hahaha, Dude, my cock looks and feels AMAZING! Wanna see?
by ChA.D.D. March 5, 2022
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Pickle snapper

A dick breaker. People use this similar to ball buster. A dick breaker is when your spouse complains about people do things that she would do. When your spouse is a Hippocrit. When your spouse asks you do do something over and over the second you sit down.
Good night babe. Hey before you fall asleep can you give me a quick foot massage.Why do you always have to be a pickle snapper?
by FlobStar August 17, 2021
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Pickle Tickle

When a man/woman tickles your penis while your sleeping. If the recipient wakes up, the tickler will usually scream “THIS IS THE NEW WORLD ORDER” and run away. However, in some cases, the recipient enjoys the pickle tickle, and pretends to stay asleep.
Last night, Bella gave me a Pickle Tickle, I pretended to stay asleep because I liked it.
by poopyscentedvaginacandle August 31, 2021
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Pickled Pink-Eye

The act of squatting on a person's face and defecating directly upon their eyeball.
Hey Loren, you want another pickled pink-eye or was one enough?
by Swirvvv1 September 1, 2021
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Pickle

Short for a girl named Marlie. A kind person who usually is a kind and fun loner if you get to know her. Also really loves her friends and spongbob.
Hi Pickle can i be a loner with you.
by Random Kind person May 13, 2021
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Pickle mouth demon

A ❌⚠️#pickleMouthDemon❌⚠️

That @GOP, @TheDemocrats, hype #pastors, talking #politicalheads, lying people, etc whereby television cameras, iPhone selfies, live mics, pats on the back, like on Twitter, etc., are just as addictive as the most powerful narcotics.

So they say & do anything

Why I called them #picklemouth #demons you ask?

They love vinegar! They drink in lies and they tell lies to the people!

Psalm 69:21

They put gall in my food and gave me vinegar for my thirst.
Candace Owens be acting like a pickle mouth demon on Fox News all the time.

Trump is a pickle mouth demon! He is lying and thirsty conservatives are drinking vinegar-like it is water!
by Lucky Duck Brawly May 17, 2021
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pickles

pickles are disgusting.
"got any pickles?"
"ew dude wtf, those stuff are nasty."
by CharlieDemalio May 19, 2021
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