The act of masturbation having recently indulged in the consumption of Wotsits resulting in an orange penis due to the excessive cheesy residue.
Not to be attempted after spicy Cheetos.
Not to be attempted after spicy Cheetos.
by Wotsit Wnkr July 8, 2025
Get the Wotsit Wankmug. Someone whomst is a Member of the British Conservative party who wants everyone to pledge allegiance to the flag of the UK.
by Oure April 21, 2021
Get the Flag Wankingmug. Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022
Get the highest wanking officermug. by penislicker25 August 17, 2017
Get the wanking his nuggetmug. by neotreo December 24, 2007
Get the wanking to the pollmug. A solo ritual done by horny males, usually hormonal teenagers where you endlessly assault your meat until it shoots cream ten feet into the air
by milesangel36 January 4, 2022
Get the Wankmug. by mmmmmmmmmmmdmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmd December 8, 2024
Get the wankmug.