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Tom clownery

Foolishness on a whole different level. Mostly used for individuals who committed tom foolery beyond tom foolery, or to call out someone for being outlandishly stupid.
Drake: "Bro, Pacheco just commited some absolute TOM CLOWNERY"
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tom

one of the prettiest, funniest, kindest boys in the history of the universe, i love him and need him so much, unfortunately he does not -m
i love tom
by girl -m May 30, 2022
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Tom

He’s a fat shit who watches kids in brockwell park while jerking of to them and fingers his sister every friday
Why are being a Tom you can get arrested you know
by Therealone 1938 November 11, 2019
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Tom Bierton

A bald guy who likes to fuck little kids
Look at Tom Bierton fucking a kid on top of a firetruck!
by Ligmanutsdaddyshmoerda69 November 21, 2021
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tom sissons

A guy who is mainly seen as a fuck - boy and tries to get with all the girls. He uses pick up lines on girls thinking it will make him have an advantage when really he is getting nowhere. Plays around with girl's hearts just to break them. Not a good boyfriend and horrible at kissing.
A girl that Tom was talking to - OMFG honestly, this guy is honestly such a player

Other girls - yep I know, that's Tom Sissons for you
by Theasapgirlboy March 31, 2020
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The tom

the rich cunt is wanted in 19 countries and owes 10 casinos 25 million dollars and got given head by his maid and runs a shady insurance company
The tom is a fraud
by The milf eater April 6, 2022
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Tom

Tom is the most handsome boy in the world. He has a massive penis like massive (12 inches) and great six pack. He is also extremely funny and great to be around.
Tom has an amazing six pack
by My brodem December 16, 2019
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