Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.

That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.

by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024

dallas texas goose taxes

A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.

You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.

by alpha wolf0909 December 12, 2023

Texas Turbo Twister

Twisting one’s nutsuck till separation from the shaft occurs

Ole Jimmy been limping around since his girl gave him a Texas Turbo Twister

by SouthernPlayboi June 13, 2018

texas seesaw

The act of hitting your dick upon the face of a rival mate in a seesaw fashion.

Yo why'd you have to give my girl the Texas seesaw last night

by Mitchell6969 May 16, 2019

Texas Snowball

When a guy shoots his cum into someone’s ass then sucks it out and kisses them, exchanging the load to the other persons mouth.

Nasty! He gave her a Texas snowball last night! That’s why both of them have shitty smelling breath today.

by Ghaleon81 October 22, 2019

texas elite truckin

Texas Elite Truckin is a notorious truck group in Texas! If you are part of Texas Elite Truckin you are likely to be a kind young man that had a lot of lady friends!

Ashely: Have you heard of Texas Elite Truckin?
Karen: Yes, that is about the only Truck group I’ll tolerate!!!

by Karen365 November 16, 2020

Texas hoedown

A Texas hoedown is when you are circumcised in Texas, by using the Spurs of the local, dip packing, confederate flag waving, drunk redneck while in the parking lot of Applebee’s.

Woah man, so you finally got a Texas hoedown, glad you had it done at the other Applebee’s and not this one.

by Zeccede July 25, 2018