eyeing my bird

A phrase, (generally used in threats towards other men) saying that someone is looking at your girl.

Generally said in Britain and Australia by dudes trying to start fights in bars.

"Oi mate you eyeing my bird?"

by Irons_In_The_Fire September 20, 2017

Snotty Birds Nest

Cuming on the pubic hair of a girl that doesn't wax or shave the region.

Nick pulled out of Stacey and shot his load on her unshaven pussy leaving her with a snotty birds nest.

by Rendoclean April 19, 2018

calm your bird

Pet birds are loud, obnoxious animals that never shut the fuck up and that seriously harsh the vibe of any social gathering with their screeching orations. You'd be pissed too if you knew how to fly but were stuck in a cage.

Calm your bird means stop freaking out like a caged bird and harshing the vibe. Either shut the fuck up, or go be free elsewhere.

Joe: "MAN DO YOU SEE THAT GUY? I THINK HE LOOKED AT ME MAN. I THINK HE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING. I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HIM. I'M GONNA PUT MY FIST RIGHT UP HIS ASS!"

Cool Pete: "Joe. JOE. You're high on acid and cocaine and you saw yourself in the mirror. Calm your bird."

by LicensesToStone May 24, 2016

Angry Birds Chrome

A version of the then-popular Angry Birds designed for the Google Chrome browser. It used to be available at chrome.angrybirds.com but now available as a cache online. It marked the new designs for all the characters. The 2011 version with older cutscenes were later modified to become Angry Birds Volcano and Angry Birds Wonderful Pistachios, which are still playable.

Guy 1: Angry Birds Chrome!
Guy 2: What is that even supposed to mean???
Guy 1: This is the actual Angry Birds game played online just like MinecraftForFree.com.

by JadenTheMoose November 18, 2021

Kentucky bird dog

When you have stray pubic hairs hanging out of your mouth after eating a girl out.

She had a full bush, it Kentucky bird dogged me

by CHRONOUTOPIA315 October 17, 2021

African grey bird

When a old lady with grey hair is jerking off two black guys.

Dude i walked in on my grandma African grey birding our two exchange students from Uganda.

by Wopbamboo August 6, 2021

bird mother flutter

A mixed drink, equal parts Patrón (often Patrón Silver) tequilaand hummingbird food.

Served on the rocks, the intense sweetness of the hummingbird food blends against any bitterness from the tequila.

Person 1: Man my buzz is wearing off...
Person 2: Funny you should say that... buzz?!? That reminds me...

Bartender: What can I get for you?
Person 2: I'll take a bird mother flutter... no, in fact I'll buy her one, too.
Person 1: What's a bird mother flutter?
Person 2: Refreshing and intoxicating!

by E. B. DeKalb July 27, 2011