Jacob

A guy who takes out the best shot in our film.

why are you being a jacob

by massmanjunk December 18, 2018

Jacob

A really nice guy if you are nice to him. Is often hyper and made fun of by his teachers and classmates. He is selfless and would go to great lengths to help others. He treats his friends like royalty and is pretty down to earth. Loves playing video games and being active. Doesn't have very many friends. Not always cute at first sight. Is very comical and will make people laugh, even if it at him because he wants everyone to have a good time, even if he isn't.

Joe: Yo Jacob, how you doing?
Jacob: I'm doing pretty good. You?
Joe: I'm ok. Can I borrow your motor home. I want to take the kids hunting.
Jacob: Sure what's mine is yours.
Joe: Thanks man.
Jacob: No problem.

by Mr. Memesheep November 22, 2019

Jacob Ott

You shove your head so far in them you use them as a hat!!!

“OMG your Jacob Ott head is so big! It’s stretching me out something crazy!!

by The Sandwhich7495 November 24, 2022

A Jacob

When Your mate called Jacob gets mad as fuck and starts screaming because you killed his minecraft dog

NO STOP DOING A JACOB

by Zach-41 February 10, 2021

jacob bixenman

Troye Sivan´s boyfriend, he is a model with beautiful voice and hands

Jacob Bixenman is Troye Sivan´s boyfriend

by joliette April 26, 2017

Jacob

A swole, short, white kid usually with blonde hair, driving an Infiniti G37. He usually brags about his past riz and luck with women, but is typically shy and appearing to be scared of women.

Hey bro, have you seen Jacob lately?
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.

by Calguy January 1, 2022

jacob

the most self absorbed, ignorant, stubborn, asshole that tries his best to ruin your life the best he can. he walks to fast for his height (considering how short he is) and he’s a dumb aquarius. he’s has a crush on virgos ESPECIALLY named jiana. and he’s into beastiality( he’s always making on his dog otis). all he does is fantasize about said virgo. he’s a good bestie tho

jiana: who’s that weird boy over there
nora: that’s jacob, he has a crush on you

by jacobsmells March 26, 2021