Jacob

The most amazing person ever kinda rude sometimes and like forgets really important things like my pronouns but it's whatever

Person:Who is Jacob? 💀💀💀💀
Gtzaiw:Jacob is emo LOL

by Gtzaiw July 18, 2022

Jacob West

Jacob Albert Fearnall West is the most handsome English man a girl could ever meet. He’s a people pleaser in more ways than one, and a fanatic for science. He cries during movies but that’s okay because that means he has emotions, which is much more than most men can say. He is also 6’2, not 5’11, not 6’0, 6’2, it’s vital that this information is correct. Jacob resides in London and is an ex-rower (shit went down).

Bess; “DANMM HE SO HOT”
Jules; “he must be a Jacob West

by Iamtotallynotashark March 9, 2024

Jacob

A piece of shit with no future, he is a big boomer and should go blond

Stephania: “Hey Jacob go blond!”

Jacob: “No, I don’t want to look like a tater tot!”

by Goblondjacob November 19, 2019

jacob

jacob is a guy who is everything.yiu can’t miss him he’s just great. but he’s a heart breaker..sooo try not to fall for a jacob.i did and i’m broken inside

me:omg look at him he’s really cute

friend:yea
me:he’s probably a jacob

by poopyhead9 November 14, 2019

Jacob

An amazing boyfriend and all around person that is always there when you need him. He didn't even mind that I was sucking a candy cane while typing this.

Jacob is hot as fuck.

by brookiecookie17 December 28, 2021

Jacob steganal

Light weight
Too much dip on ya chip

Anorexic bitch
Push over

Always hooking up with cortni

Peter puffer

Loves anal beeds 80”
No penis

Obnoxious

Jacob steganal like 80” of anal beeds

by Fake bitch January 13, 2020

Jacob

Ask him how big his penis is and he’ll be modest and not wanna say. He secretly has a bid penis bigger than 7 inches. If you have the chance to ask a jacob how big ask them. You won’t regret it

Is that Jacob
I hear he has such a big dick
You should ask Jacob

by Bigwangnicl April 22, 2022