David Monkypants

David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.

If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.

"David Monkypants! What's up!"
"Shut the fuck up little green fn"

by wibbawobba June 7, 2024

david

he’s the gayest purrrrson ever

is that david? he’s sooooo gay

by Quandle Dingles 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫 July 1, 2023

David

David has a huge cock

defined: david

Cock and balls

by Lebron Gonzalez December 24, 2023

The David Argument

"The David Argument" is a form of argument that is made when you have no actual comeback or good argument, often used by people that has poor debating skills and usually ends up in the losing side of a debate. This type of argument often starts off with "says the guy that..." and follows up with a personal attack against the other person (sometimes against the other persons family members or relatives) with no correlation to the subject being discussed whatsoever. This form of argument is said to be originated from a individual that was called "David" hence the name "The David Argument".

"Why are you using "The David Argument", cant you come up with better arguments?"

" Oh you're using "The David Argument" now, shows how poor your debating skills are"
"Only weird people with no intellect uses "The David Argument"

by Boonkgangzoink5000 February 15, 2018

Davide

Davide is a funny and handsome guy with a mustache. He's an amazing friend and he'll always try his best to cheer you up and make you smile if you've got a bad day. He's creative... Well maybe kinda weird and crazy as well but he's got the best ideas! You can always count on him because he'll put his friends even before his own health. (STOP DOING THAT DAVIDE) Whatever, he's more of a spontaneous type of guy and he never wins a bet so sometimes he ends up looking like a clown, a wet clown... Well let's skip those details... Davide is actually just adorable because you can trust him with everything and he's really honest and loyal... A true buddy but he doesn't sleep... Like never... He's probably a zombie... A cute and lovely one tho :)

Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.

Davide is always late for school.

by Goodsoup69 November 21, 2021

david

a bitch ass boy who plays with hearts without thinking about consequences, would not recommend

person 1: damn david played that girl

person 2: yeah he’s a real asshole

by Dabllamapoopsquad April 12, 2020

David

A person that gets placed in gold 3 in league of legends, but gets to gold 5 after 400 games. Typically a person that likes to waste time on video games and stalk girls on instagram.

"I've been losing a lot in league, I sure hope I don't pull a David."
"Don't be a David."

by TheMeanGreens October 11, 2018