A very beautiful human being. He’s a great family member and friend to have on your side. Adam velasquez is a great listener and will always have your back when you need him most. Adam velasquez is great in the bed and will lay down the best dick any woman could as for on top of give the best oral sex. Adam velasquez is one hell of a man and If you have one in your life then keep him VERY CLOSE.
by Tatiana12345 June 24, 2022
A highly experimental, top secret, Beethoven's-the-Ninth dimensional drug;
In the form of an unassuming, but Eckspehnsiv purple pill: Initially It works exaxtly like its 3rd dimensional sleep-aid predecessor: Ambien.
However, the full effects occur during REM-sleep, where the subject immediately wakes. This begins the cycle of a raging, unstoppable urge to slam the nearest two flat objects together with great satisfaction; before moving on to the next two; all the while, frustratingly singing hits from by the flamboyant pop star: Adam Lambert.
In the form of an unassuming, but Eckspehnsiv purple pill: Initially It works exaxtly like its 3rd dimensional sleep-aid predecessor: Ambien.
However, the full effects occur during REM-sleep, where the subject immediately wakes. This begins the cycle of a raging, unstoppable urge to slam the nearest two flat objects together with great satisfaction; before moving on to the next two; all the while, frustratingly singing hits from by the flamboyant pop star: Adam Lambert.
George: Hey, Meno, *pauses for dramatic effect..* how did you sleep?
Meno: "AAAUGH!! THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT YOUR MOM'S NOT HOME!!!
*slams a Cher CD case into a wine cooler lid*
IM SICK OF LAYING DOWN ALONE!!"
*slams a flat-earth map into a regular earth map*
George: *Watches with a slightly bored expression* "Yep.
Must be on that Adam Slambien again.."
Meno: "AAAUGH!! THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT YOUR MOM'S NOT HOME!!!
*slams a Cher CD case into a wine cooler lid*
IM SICK OF LAYING DOWN ALONE!!"
*slams a flat-earth map into a regular earth map*
George: *Watches with a slightly bored expression* "Yep.
Must be on that Adam Slambien again.."
by Yagindust November 27, 2020
“Define Mathew:
Ugly
Stupid
Sexist
Tiny eyes
Has never (will) never get a girl friend
Bully
Starts drama
Makes people feel bad
Ugly
Stupid
Sexist
Tiny eyes
Has never (will) never get a girl friend
Bully
Starts drama
Makes people feel bad
by Gruby.geo March 01, 2018
ford raptor 2.2 diesel engine 4 wheel rear wheel drive with built in sattelite navigation features including new bluetooth call functions so your eyes never leave the road
by adamisseverelydyslexic February 13, 2022
by 7bibi 7abaso :) June 02, 2021
Synonymous to go fuck yourself. In the Bible, Eve was made from Adam's rib so he effectively shagged himself.
by biblicalallusions July 09, 2024