An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
Get the Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependencemug. A scared and anxious man, who wanted to put his work before Descartes.
Speaks of the every sense but that which is common, and cannot consistently spell any word.
Speaks of the every sense but that which is common, and cannot consistently spell any word.
by FrancisPancake October 2, 2025
Get the Thomas Hobbesmug. Thomas is a little shit who thinks he’s popular and cool when he bully’s people. He usually has crushes on dumb white bitches named things like ‘Lora’ and ‘Amelia’
by Jejeieie November 13, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. if yk a thomas, call him “thomas the train” he don’t like it but oh well. but…. if yk a red head thomas, don’t lose him. he’s an ass but he gets the job done iykyk
also kinda hot on some days
also kinda hot on some days
by thomasthetrainhater November 26, 2021
Get the Thomasmug. that moment when you have an erection and everyone is aware, your dick is yelling bitch and fuck while your trying to hide it.
by Javier Lindo Joiner November 28, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. •Thomas is average femboy 🤓.
•lover of cubes.
•will have sex with a cat if given a chance.
•is a dream stans.
•is a hypocrite.
•lover of cubes.
•will have sex with a cat if given a chance.
•is a dream stans.
•is a hypocrite.
by Thomas Gregory January 27, 2024
Get the Thomasmug. A bitch ass mf, tall asf but also a D1 freshman fucker. Always glazing this his father Stryker. He also a fuk nigga
by By Thomas’s father March 26, 2023
Get the Thomasmug.