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Christian

Christian is perfection. He is super hot, funny, amazing. He is so cool and nice. Every girl wants him and is a hot man that makes every women he passes by horny. He is usually of Spanish origin. He is a great listener and his abs are from another world. He is an amazing athlete in all sports.

He is the perfect boyfriend/husband/friend.
"Omg Christian is so hot"
"Oh look, there is Christian, I love him"
"Christian is the best boyfriend ever"
"Do you know Christian?, he is the most handsome guy ever"
by NCMCANLO November 24, 2021
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Christian

A person with a longest long shwan you will ever see. Its so long that coils up like a snake.
That dude is a christian, he has the longest long shwan
by Long shwan October 23, 2019
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Christianity

A belief system held by community of people, where narcissistic people can be openly abusive and be praised for it by it's other members.
He used to be such a nice person but Christianity got him and now he is shooting gays, burning women who went on abortion and dictating other peoples lives.
by missshelll January 12, 2023
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Christian ass whooping

Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water
“Dude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterday
“Lmao rip you”
by Santa 🎅 November 19, 2018
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trailer park Christian

It’s where a person says there Christian even though they don’t do Christian acts.
Conner: hey man. I just sent nudes to a girl on Snapchat

Chandler: aren’t you Christian?
Connor: ya. So what
Chandler: man your a trailer park Christian.
by Shockerman2020 March 5, 2024
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Christian

Short fragile lightskin likes 6th graders ages 10-11 no kneecaps likes girl with B in their name likes blasian BSF is gay brown skin but really lightskin who looks like a duck ex looks like a fish and is short and brown skin
Christian-no bitches
by Ducktitties April 16, 2022
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Christian

People who are named christian are gay and like daniel and got rejected not ONCE but TWICE 😘😘
christian likes daniel 🤷 ♀️
by made by dokyeomssunshine April 24, 2022
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