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Half Read

When someone only reads half of something. Especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for major planning, but this can be heavily resisted by introverts. They will not answer and then respond with a text, thus beginning a vicious cycle.
Bro #1: "Where you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.
by Yeti remains March 10, 2022
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double-half-cousin

1- Child of parent’s half-sister and of other parent’s half-brother at the same time.
2- Double-half-pibling's child / Two parents's half-nibling.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and two grandparents

on the same side (maternal or paternal) or two grandparents from different sides (one maternal grandparent and one paternal grandparent).
4-Double-half-first-cousin.
5- Double-half-1C.
My double-half-cousin is a good person.
by Peter12369 October 21, 2021
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half-great-nibling

Half-sibling's grandchild.
half-great-nibling.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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Half-Face Picture Day

October 20th is National Half-Face Picture Day, send your contacts a picture of half your face!
John: “Hey send me a picture of Half your face!”
Stacy: “Why”
John: “Today is October 20th, it’s Half-Face Picture Day
by Mr. Half-Face October 20, 2020
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half-1C1R

half-first-cousin-once-removed:
1- parent's half-cousin
2- half-cousin's child.
My half-1C1R is a good person.
by Usery May 2, 2021
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nuts and a half

however the fuck markiplier rates things, the maximum: nuts and a half.
markiplier: woah this game is nuts and a half
by ultratism May 6, 2022
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Half eaten Tater tot

When a guy has a tiny dick.
My god, his dick is smaller than a half eaten tater tot.
by Giggles555 December 24, 2017
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