A guy you'd think is so normal, but on the inside he's fighting demons fr. If it weren't for his capability with men he'd just be your average cyclepath. Any masc at the gay bar would be HONORED to be dicked down by an Elliot.
That guy's a real Elliot (Real). You know what the say, the more normal they look, the fatter the cock
by cigaretteeater69 November 21, 2021

Used to describe a bold, funny person with an incredible personality. Usually with the real slim shady playing in the background.
by sneaky_pig41 June 2, 2023

A term used by female sex workers on websites like tinder to identify a male who is willing to pay to interact with them, usually through web cam or vip fan websites. Can be synonymous with Simp
"I'm looking for a Real Gent to talk to. Check out my (insert media type here) username: XxFindingDaddyxX
by Fall4Wisdom May 6, 2020

"Bash, Miss Donnelly!"
"BASH out"
"I'm gonna show you bash"
"You're the real basher masher"
"I'm the real bash"
"Bash!"
"Gooooooooood, bash, bash!"
"BASH out"
"I'm gonna show you bash"
"You're the real basher masher"
"I'm the real bash"
"Bash!"
"Gooooooooood, bash, bash!"
by Quandale Dingle Here September 29, 2022

A real friend will stay with you throughout anything, A N Y T H I N G. A real friend texts first, a real friend cares and a real friend wont leave you no matter what.
i wish i had a real friend they all left and blocked me.
i wish i had a real friend they all left and blocked me.
by adrianayournotsofavorite February 28, 2025

