five star

when somebody gives somebody else a slap on the back with their fingers spread into a wide open hand (and it hurts like a fucking bitch)
"He gave me a five star while I was asleep, now theres a huge handprint on my back."
by soljighi March 23, 2018
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Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old
Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old
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Five Week Challenge

When a male tries to go five consecutive weeks without masturbating. Sexual activity with others is permitted during the challenge—only self performed actions are forbidden.
Ever since I started the Five Week Challenge, I spit game all the time. I can't help it—I'm so horny!
by theschrine March 24, 2012
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five finger wonder

when all five fingers are inserted into the coochie open palm style
“dude did you hear ruby got five finger wondered at her besties house”

damnn that’s crazyyy”
by isabel06 January 01, 2024
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<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JosE Robles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Is Set Free June, seventeenth, Two Thousand And Twenty Five<.7.9.7.6.>
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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 17, 2025
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five-star sickness

When you have the super flu and your entire body is ill from sickness, however, you keep soldiering on because you still have class even when you're sick.
Hey, dude, you must be a soldier, because you look like you have the five-star sickness.
by aint that the truth July 18, 2018
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a level five chad with rizz from ohio
person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
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by penisslikker January 02, 2024
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